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As I expected, all the Xmas tree lots that I passed on Wed. were well stocked up. Here's an important consumer tip, since I know y'all are coming here for the holiday home decor advice: DO NOT bring a fresh cut tree into your house the day after Thanksgiving. I mean, unless you want it to be kindling by St. Lucia's Day. I don't care what kind of Mythbusters shit you're planning to break out, that pine is not lasting four weeks inside your house. It's just not gonna happen. If you need to bring the Yule before you even run out of Thanksgiving leftovers, get a fake tree.

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"...just the thing I need, how nice!"

And you said your titles weren't referential...

i didn't say they were NEVER references

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